Bruce, maybe you should get some subtler facial hair.
(Source: reddit.com)
His face though
It’s my bedroom face to Joshua
(Source: drmichaeljones)
Girl: I don’t suck di—
Me:
We’re all going to be like
And it’s my 18th
And Brisnova
And RTOZ
And end of second semester of uni
NOVEMBER! WOO!
Plus Homestuck will have probably have started back up by then.
My birthday is the 2nd…. hell yes November!!!!! best month ever!!!
(Source: the-doctors-sexiest-companion)
A Gentleman: “Are you going to just sit there?”
A Lady: “As compared to what? Standing?”
A Gentleman: “Not standing. Rowing.”
A Lady: “Rowing? I hadn’t planned on it.”
A Gentleman: “So you expect me to shoulder the burden?”
Booker: “What’s this?”
A Lady: “No, but I do expect you to do all the rowing.”
A Gentleman: “And why is that?”
A Lady: “Coming here was your idea.”
A Gentleman: “My idea?”
A Lady: “I’ve made it very clear that I don’t believe in the exercise.”
A Gentleman: “The rowing?”
A Lady: “No. I imagine that’s wonderful exercise.”
A Gentleman: “Then what?”
A Lady: “The entire thought experiment.”
Booker: “Excuse me. How much longer?”
A Gentleman: “One goes into an experiment knowing one could fail.”
A Lady: “But one does not undertake an experiment knowing one has failed.”
A Gentleman: “Can we get back to the rowing?”
A Lady: “I suggest you do or we’re never going to get there.”
A Gentleman: “No, I mean I’d greatly appreciate it if you would assist.”
A Lady: “Perhaps you should ask him? I imagine he has a greater interest in getting there than I do.”
A Gentleman: “I suppose he does. But there’s no point in asking.”
A Lady: “Why not?”
A Gentleman: “Because he doesn’t row.”
A Lady: “He doesn’t row?”
A Gentleman: “No. He doesn’t row.”
A Lady: “Ah. I see what you mean.”
A Lady: “We’ve arrived.”
A Lady: “Shall we tell him when we’ll be returning?”
A Gentleman: “Will that change anything?”
A Lady: “It might give him some comfort.”
A Gentleman: “At least that’s something we can agree on.”
Booker: “Hey, is someone meeting me here?”
A Gentleman: “I’d certainly hope so.”
A Lady: “It does seem like a dreadful place to be stranded.”
Joel: Wait, am I in the right room?
Kara: No.
Joel: Wait wait wait, we’ve got our stuff- no, I am in the right room.
Gus: Yeah, you guys are in the right room.
Joel: Why would you say no? It’s me sitting right next to you.
Kara: OH! Sorry, I don’t really think about Joel as an African-American woman.
